China

The slant-eyed Chinese could be ranked the most vicious of men-and the most addle-brained. If not, they'd relent to Taiwanese and Tibetan cries for freedom. They claim they have a right to rule the denizens of those more enlightened nations by dictation because they have done so for ages. A fool would do well to inform China that lording over another nation by force of arms is repugnant to common sense and natural justice.

Black Bombs for Peace

Black bombs became an inevitably legit vogue as soon as that hound of hell named John Tibbets unloaded one on Japan in 1945. The UN opposes the universalization of the black bomb at the expense of a fair playing field. If every nation had a black bomb, China, Russia, USA, Britain, Israel and France wouldn't be so bullish.
The UN is oblivious to the troubling fact that some of these nations own hundreds or thousands of black bombs. Up UN!