But They Can't Feed the Poor

Nations squander trillions on armies, nuclear weapons and trumped wars. Some squander a lot more money on senseless space missions. A tenth of these wasted funds will abolish poverty in the world. The people know so. Governments don't know so. Because governments are indeed tyrannies. So we have to do it our way. By abolishing democracy and instituting anarchistocracy: A government of the uber-conscientious for the common good. - Eneboyekedou

Marilyn Monroe...

...is the only woman to have ever attained immortality. The world can't afford to let her go away.

Why and How JFK Died

I am just making believe that I am a 21st century Sherlock Holmes. Maybe not. JFK was a Goodist and I believe the shadows of Listopad should be unraveled and punished albeit post-humously. It's the primal duty of Goodists everywhere on planet Earth to seek justice for their mortal and departed kindred.

So let's begin.

With a premise that Oswald's bullets were off-target and totally missed the president whereas Hoover's replacement snipers' bullets were glacially precise. Hoover's participation in the most objectionable crime of all-time was sealed by Sam Giancana's damaging blackmail material on him and Clyde Tolson, his gay partner; and Sam's casus belli was the Kennedys' violation of an entente cordiale with the Mob [the Kennedys protection for the Mob's all-out backing in the White House race against the irrepressible Nixon].

It nevertheless boiled down to Johnson signing the death warrant after taking a peek at one of Hoover's secret dossiers on him-with a sniper in place to shoot Johnson on the spot if he 'disobeyed' Sam's orders or declined to take the Omerta.

Barbarian Chinese Hordes...

.....in Tibet to provoke, imprison, devour and kill to whet their bestial appetites. Sated, the blood-intoxicated hordes will sweep through many a frontier leaving mountains of rotting bodies in their wake until America opposes them in 2015 to jumpstart Armageddon.

The Daring Hypocrisy of Eliot Spitzer

Isn't it just incredible how the non-pareil hoochie hunter of the 21st century sacrificed everything {fame, wealth, the White House, frigid wife} to morph into the most renowned hoochie-banger of all-time? Spitzer's tumble from grace is a wake-up call to all pretenders to perfection.

China

The slant-eyed Chinese could be ranked the most vicious of men-and the most addle-brained. If not, they'd relent to Taiwanese and Tibetan cries for freedom. They claim they have a right to rule the denizens of those more enlightened nations by dictation because they have done so for ages. A fool would do well to inform China that lording over another nation by force of arms is repugnant to common sense and natural justice.

Black Bombs for Peace

Black bombs became an inevitably legit vogue as soon as that hound of hell named John Tibbets unloaded one on Japan in 1945. The UN opposes the universalization of the black bomb at the expense of a fair playing field. If every nation had a black bomb, China, Russia, USA, Britain, Israel and France wouldn't be so bullish.
The UN is oblivious to the troubling fact that some of these nations own hundreds or thousands of black bombs. Up UN!

Hillary's Hobson's Choice

Does she have to do the unpalatable...? Bark and snap at Obama like the bitch she isn't to win in Ohio and Alamo?

50 Cent and the Force of Gravity

So, it turns out the real drivers of the juggernaut that was the G-Unit were The Game and Young Buck-and that Fiddy's nothing more than a bum. Explains his ubiquitous beefs, and fast plummet, doesn't it?

Thoughts on the United Nations Organization...

The nomenclature is a glaring misnomer. Disunited Nations Organization would have been more apt in light of the fact that the UN has abysmally failed to reduce racial biases or promote any meaningful global integration since its inception in 1945. With all the hullabaloo. Furthermore, the Security Council is a very sick joke thanks to blood-sipping scoundrels like Putin and what's-the-name-of-that-Chinese-guy wielding veto power. Say No to veto power and Yes to equal vote.

A Message from Delphi

John McCain will Obama defeat.

ANGELINA JOLIE

The coolest and most indispensable star in the world.

Brazilian Carnivals: Mirror of Intellectual Poverty

Those carnivals are rather ostentatious for a church-rat poor nation, one should think?

Doctor in the House with Britney Spears' Diagnosis

My prescription for Ms Spears' lovebite is a very strong dose of K-Fed-who by the way, is a much better person than almost everyone she's ever known. Hit the pharm, Brit.

Out of the Yard: The Musharaff Agenda

Scotland Yard of notorious British fame, has published the result of its painstaking investigation into what killed Benazir Bhutto, the greatest Pakistani of all-time. The conclusion couldn't have been more dramatic. The Yard crowed the blood-sipping Musharaff's theory, that the cause of her death was the bomb that killed the killer's killer.

Stoking delusions of American grandeur

"An in-depth survey of more than 2,000 people offers a window into the thinking of Americans as they look far beyond electability in making their choices for president - grappling with matters of personality, policy and religion in sorting through the candidates.
Overall, the poll finds, Democrats are weighing personal traits more heavily than policy positions this election season; Republicans are putting greater emphasis on policy. The survey by The Associated Press and Yahoo News is a departure from traditional polling in that it will track the opinions of the same people across the country as their beliefs develop and change through the campaign. The interplay of the personal and the political doesn't always make for neat and tidy decision-making.
Self-described die-hard Republican Donald Stokes, the 48-year-old steelworker from Waterbury, Conn., would pick Democrat John Edwards if he could take a candidate along on his family vacation. He likes Edwards' personality and his family values. But he supports Giuliani for president, largely because of the former New York mayor's leadership after the 9-11 terror attacks in 2001. "I'd rather have a president that's going to get in somebody's face if he's got a problem with them or another country," says Stokes.
Charolette Thompson, a 48-year-old retired landscaper from Federal Way, Wash., is a Democrat backing Barack Obama for president. But she would probably pick "the Mormon guy" - that would be Republican Mitt Romney - for a bowling partner."

Culled from AOL.

My comment: With dullards like these in high places, the American civilization may not last the next decade without debilitating wounds. QED.

Life's other unknown dimensions...?

Time portals, as we see in movies, might explain human capability to exist in the future whereas videos and films depict the same phenomena in a reverse order. So the question is, are the dead really dead or existing in another dimension?

LADY WHO WAS STRANGLED AT THE AIRPORT...

An autopsy found Carol Ann Gotbaum strangled herself with the cuffs on her wrists and a chain after being slammed in a temp police hold-away. Do we smell a rat? I think she was snuffed but then I'm an incurably paranoid cockrel.

A Hound of Hell

Paul Tibbets was its name.

Science is not a crystal ball

A while ago, I remarked to an opinionated owner of a liquor shop that scientists arrogate much more knowledge to themselves than they really merit. Science is not a flawless crystal ball. Their hypothesis and laws change as frequently as Uncle Papingo's sartorials. Take note, readers. We are wiser than they for knowing that human intelligence is over-exaggerated.

Write life forever

I had to go on a hiatus after I began writing a heist thriller. This is a temporary re-appearance for I'll be gone again in a moment for the last lap. I sincerely hope all my readers haven't been up to no good. Do right and prosper-in spirit.

Did Bush placate Libby for not violating Omerta?

Libby must have made it unequivocally clear to the Dick and George that there was no way he'd spend the rest of his life in a slammer while they sipped margaritas in their lairs. If anything could harry those dawgs, was that it?

BLOODIEST MEN OF ALL-TIME

1. Paul Tibbets: The murderous pilot of the accursed bomber that dropped an A-bomb on Hiroshima in 1945 and killed 80,000 or more souls, including liddle babes and innocents who risked their lives to decry Hiro Hito's War. Until the globally-celebrated transportation of his foul soul to Hell today, Mr. Tibbets had consistently maintained that he felt no pang of regret or compassion. Well, that makes him a different breed: A hound of Hell.
Added on 11/01/07

2. Albert Einstein: For his participation in the invention of the A-Bomb.

3. Adolf Hitler

4. Kublai Khan

5. Harry Truman: The psychopath who ordered the annihilation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

6. Oliver Cromwell

7. Benjamin Netanyahu

8. Osama bin Laden

9. Ibrahim Babangida: A past Nigerian tyrant who murdered an innumerable number of guiltless men with a smile on his face!

10. Pat Robertson: A modern Spanish Inquisitor.


Notable Mentions:

1. Kofi Annan: Whereas Kurt Waldheim would be remembered for eternity as a conscientious and dynamic scribe of the UN, Kofi Annan of Ghana would be remembered for his lucre-inspired connivance with a Nigerian junta in the bloody saga that culminated in the extirpation of MKO Abiola, that country's elected president.

2. Idi Amin

3. Sanni Abacha

4. Vincente Fox:

America and North Korea

America cannot win in N. Korea despite its determination for this reason: Its stance to deny the Koreans of a black bomb lacks any moral fiber for it's the only nation that has used atomic weapons in living memory. It also, reportedly, has stockpiles of black bombs. The N. Koreans, like the Iranians and many smaller states, know these. Nobody wants to play the fool.

Unglued: Jennifer Aniston

Breaking news: Aniston is seeing a new BF but don't expect him to last a day longer than VV. If her obsession with Brad Pitt doesn't do him in, then her tireless whining about Brangelina will arouse his indignation. A logical match for her will be Tom Cruise but Katie Holmes is an ass kicker. Adrien Brody's been waiting forever on Halle Berry to extricate herself from the web of a British interloper so he's out of the equation. So who is left? Snoop Dogg! Wait a minute! Snoop? Hell, yeah! If he's in the pound!

Most foolish nation on Earth

Has to be Britain. Without any iota of doubt. Because despite the momentous revolution led by Thomas Paine, the greatest ideologue and humanist that ever lived, the English still allow themselves to be bamboozled and fleeced by a delusional pride of nitwits who say they are blue-blooded. And in their idiocy, the commons believe them! Elizabeth is no Daryl Hannah in the first place so I wonder about the causes of their fixation with her bumbling brood. They are ripe for a brainwash.

U.S. Army arms Sunnis in Iraq versus Al-Quaida

The entire war effort has been characterized by bad judgment from the get-go. These Americans-the suits in Wash and the fatigues in the front lines- clearly have no intelligence if they believed that a Sunni would sooner kill an Al-Quaida operative than an American! What's happened to all the think-tanks in the US of A?

Defining a critic

A critic previews/reviews books or movies and then gives an opinion on the piece under preview/review. He is usually dour and acidic. A jack-of-all-trades, he has no real talent and is considered a failure at his primary vocation. He is most often a failed writer or thespian but finds a niche on celebrity news channels or tabloids.

Judge Michael T. Sauer: America's Roland Freisler.

Michael Sauer is the blood-sipping madman who sent Paris Hilton back to jail against a wise prison administrator's decision. Sauer, like the infamous Nazi judge, Roland Freisler, the evillest judge in history, delights in human misery and pain. We mustn't overlook keeping a tab on him just in case we decide to indict him for crimes against celebrities.

Paris Hilton Plaintive Notes

I can't believe what I just read on a web news portal about Ms. Hilton being hauled back to the slammer at the behest of a gawky, asinine judge! What happened to res judicata, the inviolate legal principle which asserts that no man can be punished twice for the same offense?

The Arab sans-cullotes

Those who believe that the upheaval in the Middle East will abate with America's exit from Iraq have a big think coming. The Arab sans-cullotes will swoop down on Saudi Arabia like birds of prey, guillotine the royals, declare a jihad against the West and then shut off every gas line to America. America will gag without a pro-U.S. Venezuela and Nigeria to feed her population and industries.

The Rule of Law in California

It's a sham. Non-existent. Celebrities are never culpable. Watch Phil Specter beat it, too.

Paris Hilton Prison Notes 1

I scoped the facility in which beautiful Paris was locked up in Lynwood and courted a hapless cop in the hope of getting a paparazziesque shot of her. The speculation was, tabloids were gonna make a millionaire of the man who delivered a pic of her in orange. Her quick release dealt a crushing blow to hustling.

Michael Jackson: heterosexual or gay?

Why did Michael Jackson plead the Fifth if he believed he could explain away his obsessive affinity with the boy-accuser? And how was it that less than three! women attested that he's not kinky if I've slept with a city-full of beautiful girls and irresistible hoochies without needing to be a star. Fishy.

Polonium

Putin is a psychopathic murderer straight out of the Dark Ages who even Jenghis Quan would have warily kept at arms length. His recent tirade against the USA for its defense ambitions in Europe is a facade and a distraction from his ruthless and barbaric poloniumization of Alexander Litvinenko. As for his pouting, we can simply fix that by pulling off the intravenous tubes which the Russian economy feeds off on. Billions of American dollars. It's amazing how they totally forgot about the long lines and rations. Ingrates.

Thoughts on Thomas Paine

I ought to start a temple or priory for all the irrepressible Disciples of Thomas Paine. Our intellects and views will positively affect the way the world is ran! Should do something about it. When?

The Gay March

I just read with elation that Amaechi, the notorious, gay ex-basketballer, will soon be leading his homos on a parade that may be intended to announce their coming of age. What a coming of. I advise that they be left alone. Are you law enforcement agents listening in? Let them have a fiesta. An orgy. A ball. Anything. Even a city of their own. With locks. A hundred years of isolation might be our last saving grace from the virulent homo sapiens homosexualis!

Who is more racist in America?

Does anyone think the government ought to denounce and prosecute the dark minds behind the KKK, Black Entertainment Television {BET} and Latino TV for giving racism an official stamp?

Doomed: American Civilization.

The Roman Empire, as great as it was under Emperor Valence, was humbled by the Visigoths, a race of wild and belligerent fighters. The Visigoths have returned. This time, they are known as Arabs, and Rome, America. Is it a matter of time before America goes extinct?

My CANDIDATE for the White House

Looking at the field of aspirants perspiring to hang their trench coats in the Oval Office, I cannot help thinking how vain Hilary, Obama, McCain and Edwards are. Demagogy must not be allowed to win the presidential elections in 08. Ability should. Gore should. For he it was who ruled the nation by proxy while Clinton fiddled with Ms. Lewinski.

Bohemian Express

Welcome aboard the Bohemian Express y'all, and please, enjoy the hellacious ride with me! I promise to entertain and take you where only literary gladiators have braved before in this online journal. BE, candidly, is a sounding board for my beliefs, disbeliefs, principles, philosophies, and notions on all things under the sun. Mind you, I'm not making any claims to knowledge, just a right to air my thoughts!

Teaser 1 { 05/24/07}: Thoughts on the FIFTH AMENDMENT.

People assert the Fifth at their own expense. Nothing convicts like the Fifth Amendment. Only the guilty fancy it as the Holy Grail. They think they are one up on us, the darn devil's advocates. Who is fooling whom?

Teaser 2, 04/27/07: On George You-Know-Who.

Is he really dumb or is he just a victim of the Unbelievable {the sight of the plummeting towers on 9/11}. Unlike most, I think George is one of the greatest presidos America's had in the last three decades. Though am a dem, I'll rate him higher than Bill. That's all the cred he needs. Clintonites, please spare me. I haven't yet consigned Ms Lewinsky to Oblivion. I think, to be caught swilling on a gallon of hennessy would have been far more ideal of a president esteemed all over the world.

Next post: 05/26/07