The Gay March

I just read with elation that Amaechi, the notorious, gay ex-basketballer, will soon be leading his homos on a parade that may be intended to announce their coming of age. What a coming of. I advise that they be left alone. Are you law enforcement agents listening in? Let them have a fiesta. An orgy. A ball. Anything. Even a city of their own. With locks. A hundred years of isolation might be our last saving grace from the virulent homo sapiens homosexualis!