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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Unglued: Jennifer Aniston

Breaking news: Aniston is seeing a new BF but don't expect him to last a day longer than VV. If her obsession with Brad Pitt doesn't do him in, then her tireless whining about Brangelina will arouse his indignation. A logical match for her will be Tom Cruise but Katie Holmes is an ass kicker. Adrien Brody's been waiting forever on Halle Berry to extricate herself from the web of a British interloper so he's out of the equation. So who is left? Snoop Dogg! Wait a minute! Snoop? Hell, yeah! If he's in the pound!

Most foolish nation on Earth

Has to be Britain. Without any iota of doubt. Because despite the momentous revolution led by Thomas Paine, the greatest ideologue and humanist that ever lived, the English still allow themselves to be bamboozled and fleeced by a delusional pride of nitwits who say they are blue-blooded. And in their idiocy, the commons believe them! Elizabeth is no Daryl Hannah in the first place so I wonder about the causes of their fixation with her bumbling brood. They are ripe for a brainwash.

Monday, June 11, 2007

U.S. Army arms Sunnis in Iraq versus Al-Quaida

The entire war effort has been characterized by bad judgment from the get-go. These Americans-the suits in Wash and the fatigues in the front lines- clearly have no intelligence if they believed that a Sunni would sooner kill an Al-Quaida operative than an American! What's happened to all the think-tanks in the US of A?

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Bohemia
I am a Goodist and a Disciple of Thomas Paine.