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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Unglued: Jennifer Aniston

Breaking news: Aniston is seeing a new BF but don't expect him to last a day longer than VV. If her obsession with Brad Pitt doesn't do him in, then her tireless whining about Brangelina will arouse his indignation. A logical match for her will be Tom Cruise but Katie Holmes is an ass kicker. Adrien Brody's been waiting forever on Halle Berry to extricate herself from the web of a British interloper so he's out of the equation. So who is left? Snoop Dogg! Wait a minute! Snoop? Hell, yeah! If he's in the pound!

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Bohemia
I am a Goodist and a Disciple of Thomas Paine.