Defining a critic

A critic previews/reviews books or movies and then gives an opinion on the piece under preview/review. He is usually dour and acidic. A jack-of-all-trades, he has no real talent and is considered a failure at his primary vocation. He is most often a failed writer or thespian but finds a niche on celebrity news channels or tabloids.

Judge Michael T. Sauer: America's Roland Freisler.

Michael Sauer is the blood-sipping madman who sent Paris Hilton back to jail against a wise prison administrator's decision. Sauer, like the infamous Nazi judge, Roland Freisler, the evillest judge in history, delights in human misery and pain. We mustn't overlook keeping a tab on him just in case we decide to indict him for crimes against celebrities.

Paris Hilton Plaintive Notes

I can't believe what I just read on a web news portal about Ms. Hilton being hauled back to the slammer at the behest of a gawky, asinine judge! What happened to res judicata, the inviolate legal principle which asserts that no man can be punished twice for the same offense?

The Arab sans-cullotes

Those who believe that the upheaval in the Middle East will abate with America's exit from Iraq have a big think coming. The Arab sans-cullotes will swoop down on Saudi Arabia like birds of prey, guillotine the royals, declare a jihad against the West and then shut off every gas line to America. America will gag without a pro-U.S. Venezuela and Nigeria to feed her population and industries.

The Rule of Law in California

It's a sham. Non-existent. Celebrities are never culpable. Watch Phil Specter beat it, too.

Paris Hilton Prison Notes 1

I scoped the facility in which beautiful Paris was locked up in Lynwood and courted a hapless cop in the hope of getting a paparazziesque shot of her. The speculation was, tabloids were gonna make a millionaire of the man who delivered a pic of her in orange. Her quick release dealt a crushing blow to hustling.

Michael Jackson: heterosexual or gay?

Why did Michael Jackson plead the Fifth if he believed he could explain away his obsessive affinity with the boy-accuser? And how was it that less than three! women attested that he's not kinky if I've slept with a city-full of beautiful girls and irresistible hoochies without needing to be a star. Fishy.

Polonium

Putin is a psychopathic murderer straight out of the Dark Ages who even Jenghis Quan would have warily kept at arms length. His recent tirade against the USA for its defense ambitions in Europe is a facade and a distraction from his ruthless and barbaric poloniumization of Alexander Litvinenko. As for his pouting, we can simply fix that by pulling off the intravenous tubes which the Russian economy feeds off on. Billions of American dollars. It's amazing how they totally forgot about the long lines and rations. Ingrates.

Thoughts on Thomas Paine

I ought to start a temple or priory for all the irrepressible Disciples of Thomas Paine. Our intellects and views will positively affect the way the world is ran! Should do something about it. When?

The Gay March

I just read with elation that Amaechi, the notorious, gay ex-basketballer, will soon be leading his homos on a parade that may be intended to announce their coming of age. What a coming of. I advise that they be left alone. Are you law enforcement agents listening in? Let them have a fiesta. An orgy. A ball. Anything. Even a city of their own. With locks. A hundred years of isolation might be our last saving grace from the virulent homo sapiens homosexualis!