Polonium

Putin is a psychopathic murderer straight out of the Dark Ages who even Jenghis Quan would have warily kept at arms length. His recent tirade against the USA for its defense ambitions in Europe is a facade and a distraction from his ruthless and barbaric poloniumization of Alexander Litvinenko. As for his pouting, we can simply fix that by pulling off the intravenous tubes which the Russian economy feeds off on. Billions of American dollars. It's amazing how they totally forgot about the long lines and rations. Ingrates.