A Hound of Hell

Paul Tibbets was its name.

Science is not a crystal ball

A while ago, I remarked to an opinionated owner of a liquor shop that scientists arrogate much more knowledge to themselves than they really merit. Science is not a flawless crystal ball. Their hypothesis and laws change as frequently as Uncle Papingo's sartorials. Take note, readers. We are wiser than they for knowing that human intelligence is over-exaggerated.

Write life forever

I had to go on a hiatus after I began writing a heist thriller. This is a temporary re-appearance for I'll be gone again in a moment for the last lap. I sincerely hope all my readers haven't been up to no good. Do right and prosper-in spirit.

Did Bush placate Libby for not violating Omerta?

Libby must have made it unequivocally clear to the Dick and George that there was no way he'd spend the rest of his life in a slammer while they sipped margaritas in their lairs. If anything could harry those dawgs, was that it?

BLOODIEST MEN OF ALL-TIME

1. Paul Tibbets: The murderous pilot of the accursed bomber that dropped an A-bomb on Hiroshima in 1945 and killed 80,000 or more souls, including liddle babes and innocents who risked their lives to decry Hiro Hito's War. Until the globally-celebrated transportation of his foul soul to Hell today, Mr. Tibbets had consistently maintained that he felt no pang of regret or compassion. Well, that makes him a different breed: A hound of Hell.
Added on 11/01/07

2. Albert Einstein: For his participation in the invention of the A-Bomb.

3. Adolf Hitler

4. Kublai Khan

5. Harry Truman: The psychopath who ordered the annihilation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

6. Oliver Cromwell

7. Benjamin Netanyahu

8. Osama bin Laden

9. Ibrahim Babangida: A past Nigerian tyrant who murdered an innumerable number of guiltless men with a smile on his face!

10. Pat Robertson: A modern Spanish Inquisitor.


Notable Mentions:

1. Kofi Annan: Whereas Kurt Waldheim would be remembered for eternity as a conscientious and dynamic scribe of the UN, Kofi Annan of Ghana would be remembered for his lucre-inspired connivance with a Nigerian junta in the bloody saga that culminated in the extirpation of MKO Abiola, that country's elected president.

2. Idi Amin

3. Sanni Abacha

4. Vincente Fox:

America and North Korea

America cannot win in N. Korea despite its determination for this reason: Its stance to deny the Koreans of a black bomb lacks any moral fiber for it's the only nation that has used atomic weapons in living memory. It also, reportedly, has stockpiles of black bombs. The N. Koreans, like the Iranians and many smaller states, know these. Nobody wants to play the fool.

Unglued: Jennifer Aniston

Breaking news: Aniston is seeing a new BF but don't expect him to last a day longer than VV. If her obsession with Brad Pitt doesn't do him in, then her tireless whining about Brangelina will arouse his indignation. A logical match for her will be Tom Cruise but Katie Holmes is an ass kicker. Adrien Brody's been waiting forever on Halle Berry to extricate herself from the web of a British interloper so he's out of the equation. So who is left? Snoop Dogg! Wait a minute! Snoop? Hell, yeah! If he's in the pound!

Most foolish nation on Earth

Has to be Britain. Without any iota of doubt. Because despite the momentous revolution led by Thomas Paine, the greatest ideologue and humanist that ever lived, the English still allow themselves to be bamboozled and fleeced by a delusional pride of nitwits who say they are blue-blooded. And in their idiocy, the commons believe them! Elizabeth is no Daryl Hannah in the first place so I wonder about the causes of their fixation with her bumbling brood. They are ripe for a brainwash.

U.S. Army arms Sunnis in Iraq versus Al-Quaida

The entire war effort has been characterized by bad judgment from the get-go. These Americans-the suits in Wash and the fatigues in the front lines- clearly have no intelligence if they believed that a Sunni would sooner kill an Al-Quaida operative than an American! What's happened to all the think-tanks in the US of A?

Defining a critic

A critic previews/reviews books or movies and then gives an opinion on the piece under preview/review. He is usually dour and acidic. A jack-of-all-trades, he has no real talent and is considered a failure at his primary vocation. He is most often a failed writer or thespian but finds a niche on celebrity news channels or tabloids.

Judge Michael T. Sauer: America's Roland Freisler.

Michael Sauer is the blood-sipping madman who sent Paris Hilton back to jail against a wise prison administrator's decision. Sauer, like the infamous Nazi judge, Roland Freisler, the evillest judge in history, delights in human misery and pain. We mustn't overlook keeping a tab on him just in case we decide to indict him for crimes against celebrities.

Paris Hilton Plaintive Notes

I can't believe what I just read on a web news portal about Ms. Hilton being hauled back to the slammer at the behest of a gawky, asinine judge! What happened to res judicata, the inviolate legal principle which asserts that no man can be punished twice for the same offense?

The Arab sans-cullotes

Those who believe that the upheaval in the Middle East will abate with America's exit from Iraq have a big think coming. The Arab sans-cullotes will swoop down on Saudi Arabia like birds of prey, guillotine the royals, declare a jihad against the West and then shut off every gas line to America. America will gag without a pro-U.S. Venezuela and Nigeria to feed her population and industries.

The Rule of Law in California

It's a sham. Non-existent. Celebrities are never culpable. Watch Phil Specter beat it, too.

Paris Hilton Prison Notes 1

I scoped the facility in which beautiful Paris was locked up in Lynwood and courted a hapless cop in the hope of getting a paparazziesque shot of her. The speculation was, tabloids were gonna make a millionaire of the man who delivered a pic of her in orange. Her quick release dealt a crushing blow to hustling.

Michael Jackson: heterosexual or gay?

Why did Michael Jackson plead the Fifth if he believed he could explain away his obsessive affinity with the boy-accuser? And how was it that less than three! women attested that he's not kinky if I've slept with a city-full of beautiful girls and irresistible hoochies without needing to be a star. Fishy.

Polonium

Putin is a psychopathic murderer straight out of the Dark Ages who even Jenghis Quan would have warily kept at arms length. His recent tirade against the USA for its defense ambitions in Europe is a facade and a distraction from his ruthless and barbaric poloniumization of Alexander Litvinenko. As for his pouting, we can simply fix that by pulling off the intravenous tubes which the Russian economy feeds off on. Billions of American dollars. It's amazing how they totally forgot about the long lines and rations. Ingrates.

Thoughts on Thomas Paine

I ought to start a temple or priory for all the irrepressible Disciples of Thomas Paine. Our intellects and views will positively affect the way the world is ran! Should do something about it. When?

The Gay March

I just read with elation that Amaechi, the notorious, gay ex-basketballer, will soon be leading his homos on a parade that may be intended to announce their coming of age. What a coming of. I advise that they be left alone. Are you law enforcement agents listening in? Let them have a fiesta. An orgy. A ball. Anything. Even a city of their own. With locks. A hundred years of isolation might be our last saving grace from the virulent homo sapiens homosexualis!

Who is more racist in America?

Does anyone think the government ought to denounce and prosecute the dark minds behind the KKK, Black Entertainment Television {BET} and Latino TV for giving racism an official stamp?